You Mock Me.
First A Burp.
And
Then
A
Cough.
Leave My Face Alone
2011.
As I got off on the wrong floor on the elevator. I kid you not- An old lady coughed in my face. My fate has now evolved from burping to coughing. I was in a hurry the other day heading in and out of the elevator running errands when I suddenly got off on the wrong floor. It must have been a floor of little visitation because the old lady I almost ran into looked quite shocked to see someone getting off at that floor. She responded to her surprise by a gargling cough into my mouth. It was dark and dusty and I didn't like it all. This is an artist rendition of what happened:
Since the burp and the cough into my mouth happened so close together, I am starting to believe there is more happening here than I realize. Am I part of an experiement? Am I part of disease control governement test? Was the Apollo landing real? Global warming a hoax? Jersey Shore a government ploy...?!
Macy Victoria
an internaional theory? or was this blog to educate your "domestic" followers?
ReplyDeleteWell while you speak truth my friend because my only follower happens to be international. I am currently not living internationally so its a debate on domestic conspiracies because lets be honest we would do it ourselves before someone did it to us.
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